"Pay attention, son. First, you put the key in the ignition, and give it a turn. Then, you grab the cap of the vodka bottle and give IT a turn. Then you give the engine a little gas. Then you give yourself a little vodka..."
How many DUIs does it require before they take away your license, your car, your bicycle and if necessary, your feet? Or do you have to kill someone first?
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"Pay attention, son. First, you put the key in the ignition, and give it a turn. Then, you grab the cap of the vodka bottle and give IT a turn. Then you give the engine a little gas. Then you give yourself a little vodka..."
13th DWI!? shouldn't he already be in jail or something?
Oh my gawd this is local to me. Shoot me now.
How many DUIs does it require before they take away your license, your car, your bicycle and if necessary, your feet? Or do you have to kill someone first?
I suspect dad was driving without a license at this point. What a tool.
Big govt infringing on the rights of THE PEOPLE. How can you NOT blame Obama?
Ohio. It figures. You've posted a lot of wacky stuff from that state. POWM also seems to have a large Ohio contingent.
Like father, like son ...
The apple didn't fall too far from that tree.
WV = comas - what this father and son are in after all that drinking
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