Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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I recently got a pile of medical records from Dr. Downthestreet, which featured these notes on the bottom of a 4-page lab report.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
Metric system
lol this is more amusing to me than it should be....
~Francine
They were obviously celebrating 4/20.
Funny in too many ways...
This lab report goes to eleven.
Anon 6:51- LMAO
~Francine
Not that it's any less funny, but this is pretty easy to do if you don't know how to set up page numbers and instead of using the thing that automatically updates, you just type in the number of pages. Then if you add a little space or the printer changes the margins or whatever, you can get an extra page and this happens.
Must be from Florida. They count everything funny down there.
I hope you asked for page 5 of 3.
I must be math challenged today.
It took me a minute.
Gunner
Maybe a few more math courses could do the doctoral program some good?
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