Friday, May 20, 2011

Whatever

Mr. Ancient: "My pediatrician said I have nerve damage in the foot."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean podiatrist?"

Mr. Ancient: "Whatever."
Posted by Grumpy, M.D. at 3:58 PM

11 comments:

The Nite Nurse said...

The other day my pt had a colostomy, ya know the gallbladder was removed. (and this was from the nurse giving me report)

May 20, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Lois said...

Maybe he's had nerve damage for a LOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGG time.

May 20, 2011 at 4:19 PM
PA Honeybee said...

I agree with Lois, he may have had a long-standing issue therefore had nerve damage in his foot. :0)

May 20, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Mal Content said...

Today I had to make a courtesy call to a family doctor with the result of an x-ray done on his patient,after the patient came to my Unit for treatment...
"So...the patient has fractured his talus" I said
"What part of the hip is that?" asked the doctor

May 20, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Dave said...

Had a little kid tell me that his dog had to be "seduced" by the vet for a surgical procedure (he obviously meant sedated).

May 20, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Anonymous said...

and his physiatrist said he's crazy.

May 20, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Li'l Azathoth said...

"My HMO gave me a choice between that and an OB-GYN."

May 20, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Anonymous said...

"He's been saying that for 70 years, but I never noticed any problems."

May 21, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Anonymous said...

Another instance of foot in mouth disorder.

May 22, 2011 at 10:17 AM
emilie said...

Hahahah. I've had someone mix up feet and kids before too! They sound far too similar.

May 23, 2011 at 2:02 AM
Anonymous said...

Give the man a break. Maybe he's having a second childhood.

May 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM

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