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22 comments:
Different colours, different surgeons? Interesting patterns ;-)
I see there's a urologist she likes to dislike in faint yellow...
I own that exact same bear...it's in my office and named Aorta (her twin in a labcoat is named Ulna)
:)
Needs more in the crotch.
Just sayin'.
no pins for the mouth?
Methinks Nurse K needs one.
moose- we all could gladly add a little there, but a thumbtack is still plenty to skewer the average neurosurgeon
This makes me a bit scared for my neurosurgery elective...
Um, a noticeboard partition isn't very 'hidden'.
For that to work, the surgeons' name tags have to be pinned to the doll.
The yellow pin made me wince...
Does Mary have one?
*gasp* Where can I get one of those?!?
I wouldn't mind making one or two up that look like a few of our regular drug seekers.
I like the stragetically placed yellow pin...
Boy Scout leaders around the nation are reporting an ourbreak of searing back spasm.
Maybe a dartboard with rotating pictures?
No plaster to shut the mouth up?;)
The one in the crotch looks the most painful!
No good putting pins in the cranium. If surgeons had brains, they would be internists!
Oooooohhhh what a wonderful stress management tool. Though I take ERP's point about drug-seeking patients.
AS a med student I would like to have a couple of those teddy "vodoo" bears please . Thank you
:p
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