Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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"My Mom had bladder cancer. They killed the cancer, but said her bladder spread everywhere in her body. I didn't know bladders could do that."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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11 comments:
*snicker*
bladders, much like the wandering uterus, have a mind of their own. Do her veins now run yellow?
Funny, but also sad.
It must be an artisian bladder
Tread softly, somewhere out there there is someone smarter, tougher, bigger, stronger than you--my ole pappy used to say to me, the smart, tough, big and strong young man that I was. You know he was right--so be kind to all you meet, even those who are not all of those things.
I've had that happen to me on a couple of long road trips.
"Incidentally, you might want to read up on a condition known as wandering bladder." - Hubert Farnsworth
I've wished for an expanding bladder at the pub in more than one occasion!
Ah, beat me to the hysteria joke.
I had no idea that bladders were so aggresive.
Oh god, that's the funniest thing I heard all week!
In residency a friend had a patient say she swallowed so hard it came out her vagina. "Boy, that was hard."
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