Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Tips for bank robbers

Okay. If you're planning on robbing a bank, please keep the following in mind:

If the teller asks you to show an ID so you can complete the robbery, you SHOULD NOT do it.

Take this guy, for example.


Packer said...

Love these ID stories. In my yute. Stopped with 2 buddies by gendarmes for some youthful harmless indiscretion. Officer says: I am going to have a chat with your fathers. (Aw gawd-not that) What are your names:Replies Me --Fake Name, miscreant buddy #2 Fake Name, Miscreant buddy #3 My Name. We still laugh about that 47 years later.

EDNurseasauras said...

fecking eejit.

Anonymous said...

Great. NOW you tell me. Where was your blog last week, when I could have really used this information?

Anonymous said...

I used to be a bank teller and I was robbed (about 8 years ago). I just gave the guy what he wanted. While this was a great story, I would never suggest someone take such a risk. You never know how desperate a criminal might be.

Ellie said...

Ex Teller here, too. That teller was an idiot. Our bank told us to follow the robber's words to the letter and not improvise, because money can be replaced, the teller's life can't. The teller was lucky the robber was stupid and not violent.

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