Friday, March 11, 2011

Skool Nerse Time

This is Mrs. Grumpy.

Dear Principal Skinner,

I think it's an interesting project idea to have each 4th grade class develop their own identity. Like flags, secret codes, and secret claps. I understand this is a 2 week project, this week with students developing their own "countries" and next week sharing their ideas with other classes.

But I think you could have ended your talk better than with the line "Next week you'll visit other classrooms to share your clap with them."

And you wondered why the teachers in back began snickering.

17 comments:

Old MD Girl said...

This is almost as good as ABB's post the other day about "getting a ride."

thatsit said...

Bwhahahah

Friend went to a maturation class for her 5th grade boy (Dad couldn't go). What do you think they served as snacks at the end?





Twinkies and Ding Dongs (you know-diversity!)

Anonymous said...

Is mr Skinner always such a drip?
Maybe he needs some ceftriaxone?

Packer said...

Lot's of people visiting other countries come back with a secret clap

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAOAPMP!!!

Remember folks, VD makes a good time grate!

Andy

Emesis 1 said...

These guys have the clap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

Not House said...

Tee hee. Foreign trade at its finest.

Anonymous said...

Between that and computer viruses, it must be an interesting time to be a school nurse.

PGYx said...

Why can't we just embrace all the wonderful unintended puns? They help make life worth living.

Katrina said...

Most excellent Simpson's reference.

Ben S said...

He was just trying to soft launch the sex ed curriculum.

Anonymous said...

Oh Dear! We had a principal named Mr. Crocker and we were all sitting in the gym; it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop even with 500 kids and 30 staff members. Over the louspeaker the secretary made an announcement and got a bit tongue tied and said, "Mr COCKer, please buzz the office!" I don't think the staff stopped laughing for weeks. He sure lived up to the name.

Kyla said...

Hahaha! Awesome.

Watercolor said...

bwahahaaaa! Excellent!

Barney the Dinosaur said...

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

Anonymous said...

A TWO WEEK project? Is this one of those schools where 80% of the students can't read??

Anonymous said...

Emesis 1: Now that's what I call catchy!

 
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