Dr. Grumpy: "How'd the meeting with the veterans go, Frank?"
Frank: "Fine. But I'm not sure they were really soldiers."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why do you say that?"
Frank: "They were really old. The ones that you see on the news are young."
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, they were soldiers, and young, once."
Frank: "Well, they're old now. It's not a bad thing though, because, I mean, you look old, too."