While I try not to post too many bizarre news articles at a time, some things just demand to be shared with my readers. Especially when one involves a fake medical note.
When you are on trial for a crime, please commit that crime during the trial to make it easier to convict you. Collapsing to the floor so that we then have to take you to the hospital just proves you have watched too much TV.
The first thing I thought of was the doctors handing out sick notes to the teachers protesting in Madison. I would say that if you are going to accept a fake sick note, then don't do it on camera.
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14 comments:
Reminds me of the old tale of the guy who stole a prescription pad, only to get caught when he tried to fill a prescription for
MOFEEN 1 lb.
Because of that (and a 2-week hospital stay) I have a teddy bear named Mofeen.
Bwahaha! Sounds like she needs a note from her psychiatrist!
Who'da thunk they might actually call the doc?
What do you expect though, you can't fix stupid.
Some habits are obviously hard to break!
I wouldn't want to be around when she detoxes.
@Jess - Haha, good point!
Word verification - bootofa "I'm a bootofal princess!"
Dear criminal,
When you are on trial for a crime, please commit that crime during the trial to make it easier to convict you. Collapsing to the floor so that we then have to take you to the hospital just proves you have watched too much TV.
Thank you.
The brain trust at the Court House figured it out because she didn't look sick when she showed up with the note.
Crayzeez who are also stoopid have a dear place in my heart.
LOL! I love Moose's comment as well....Mofeen 1 lb....PRICELESS!
Props for being consistant, at least!
Holy Shit. Why the Hell was she even taken to the hospital? The trial should have continued with her on the floor.
Hilarious. But none too bright.
The first thing I thought of was the doctors handing out sick notes to the teachers protesting in Madison. I would say that if you are going to accept a fake sick note, then don't do it on camera.
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