Before we get started, I should note that many of you have recently sent in excerpts from the J. Crew catalog using the words to describe their clothing, fabrics, and (for all I know) toilet paper. There were just too many of those to choose from.
First, I'd like to thank Doris for submitting a special banner for me to use here.
And we're off!
For those of you who find your nose is easily offended by generic pseudo-pheromone smells, there's now artisan cologne:
Need something artisanal for your artisanal home? Maybe you should visit:
If you can't afford the premium charged by companies for using the word "artisan" (usually it seems to be a 50% or more mark-up) you can get discounted artisanal products with on-line coupons.
After the cheese, maybe you'd like some chocolate.
If you've had too much cheese and chocolate, you might need to see a dentist.
And while YOU may get to enjoy artisanal products, let's not forget about your best friend.
At this point, I think it's time for all this artisanal overuse to STOP!