The fact that you take Coumadin doesn't help.
Normally I don't charge for the Kleenex on my desk. But at the rate you're going through them I might have to start.
On the other hand, it's cheaper than a carpet cleaning service.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Attention patients!
The fact that you take Coumadin doesn't help.
Normally I don't charge for the Kleenex on my desk. But at the rate you're going through them I might have to start.
On the other hand, it's cheaper than a carpet cleaning service.
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Did the patient ask for a plastic baggie to put the wart in?
Yecch.
Reminds me of your other Coumadin story, which, thankfully, you weren't present for.
At least it was not on the head or face. Two boxes of kleenex, easy.
>:p
All Coumadin stories have a similar theme. Only the situation and degree of messiness varies.
Off topic sorry..When else would a child tell you their butt itches??
Ew.
Gross! Soooo glad I'm not in medicine. bleck.
Nose pickers are the same...unless they pop those juicy suckers into their mouths in front of you. So you save on kleenex, but pay for it in hand sanitiser after they grab your hand to shake it goodbye when your done.... Just got the heeblies thinking about it all over again...euuggh.
That's when the pinworms come out to catch their ride before it turns into a pumpkin.
In the vampire porn industry, we call that "the money shot."
Ewwwww.
why didn't you borrow a maxi pad from Mary or Annie?
At least you didn't have to pull out the crash cart.
This is why I keep saying Coumadin rots your brain!
Just wondering -- am I the only one who cleans my stethoscope after each pt with an alcohol prep? I was just noticing this last night.
the vampire porn industry. ...... um....cannot.... how... no. never thought about those words together in a sentence . my brain hurts.
Keep hydrogen peroxide handy for blood on the carpet. I had to give a bottle to an MD once that had amniotic fluid and blood that spewed all over his good pantsuit.
Anon above at 4:43 am: you shouldn't use alcohol to clean your stethoscope...it will ruin it (read the instructions) There are special wipes you can get for them...that's what I always used (between every patient!)
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