Everyone ready? Okay, you, in the back. Please put the comic book away. Thank you.
Question: You are a 63 year old man. You wake up just after midnight with vertigo, double vision, and imbalance. You need help, so you call:
A. Your wife, who's asleep across the hall because your snoring keeps her awake.
B. Your grown son, who lives 2 blocks away with his family.
D. Your 88 year-old mother, who lives across town, but still has a car and comes over to pick you up and drive you to ER, and wakes up your wife when she rings the doorbell at 1:35 am.
If you answered D, it was a pleasure meeting you and your Mom this morning, and dude, you have some issues you need to work on.