I'm filling out the MRI form, and automatically checked "No" on the question "Is patient pregnant?"
The guy leans over and says, "Hey, you need to change that."
Dr. Grumpy: "Uhhh, are you pregnant, sir?"
Mr. Bozo: "No, but my wife is. Wouldn't that also affect an MRI that I'm having?"
That's enough insanity for one day. I'm giving up and going home.