Friday, August 7, 2009
My 11:00
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Hot pink shirt, electric green shorts, bright red shoes, orange purse, purple umbrella, who the fuck dressed this woman?
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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26 comments:
Hey, I'm offended. That's me on the weekends. :-)
Is she colorblind? If the answer is no, then it was my mother. My mother can not match or color coordinate to save her life.
Tim Gunn needs to come to the rescue! That's a fashion emergency
is ever I seen one! Do you practice in Florida?
I'm starting to think that your patients are aware of your blog and are now just trying to "make it". You gotta admit, it's a possibility.
Diagnosis - lithium deficiency?
HAWT! You know you want Mrs Grumpy dressed like that while spanking you with the umbrella. All you need is the tomatoes and a Diet Coke for a fun filled Grumpy's Hot Date Night.
How old was the poor woman?
LD50 Rat
60's.
Sounds like a product of the 80's.
Bozo the Clown dressed her.
DSM-IV-TR = 301.50: Histrionic Personality Disorder
Probably 3 of her 7 personalities.
She cut off the Garanimals tags...
Maybe she's blind?
Or maybe her 2 year old grandchild picked out the outfit. I dunno.
As long as she didn't have the pungent stank of weeks old BO and unwashed feet, she can dress however she wants!
Bipolar Fashion Society or 1991.
Maybe she's trying to get onto GoFugYourself.
sad thing is.. i see that type of person all the time on the bus..... i take pictures and laugh... just the other day i saw this lady.. she had on leopard print leggings, an oversized sweater and was carrying a starbucks while teetering in her high heels and her hairspray teased "do".
Then again there are some things you just cant UNSEE... like a fat guy in hawaiian print shorts, and hot pink teeshirt bending over to put his laundry in the dryer....... like ew.
One question: was she properly covered? I mean, was it really short shorts and/or a too tight, too short shirt? Or was she just a grandma in shorts and a shirt? 'Cause to me that makes a HUGE difference.
If she was properly covered, not what I would choose to wear, but if she is happy with it, that is what matters.
If she was NOT properly covered, holy crap! That is scary, scary, scary.
Gwen Stefani has a neurological problem?
At first I thought "Golf" until I saw the accessories... Yikes!
So how is Punky Brewster these days?
John W and Nurse K are correct: BIPOLAR. I've found that the wild non-matching colorful clothing, esp if hair is dyed something fluorescent, is as accurate a predictor of bipolar disorder as any DSM criteria.
ummmmm....maybe a neurologist could run some tests and see if there has been any changes in this woman's life lately???? (just teasin')
or maybe she is trying to make a point to her husband on how HE dresses???? LOL
Hey! Our pharmacy patient found her way to you? THAT'S why we haven't seen her in awhile.....
Uh-oh. Bipolar? Given my family history, crappity crap, I should be checked out.
I actually like dressing in crayola colors in a similar fashion. When I was pg with the twins, a cow-orker remarked that I looked like an Easter egg.
+schizotypal
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