IT IS NOT SOME SORT OF VAGINAL SPECULUM.
And no, I ain't gonna do that, either, to help save you a co-pay. I do what I do for a reason, in case you missed Monday's post on it.
You want that kind of exam, call ER's Mom.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What Sort of Doc Do You Think I Am?
IT IS NOT SOME SORT OF VAGINAL SPECULUM.
And no, I ain't gonna do that, either, to help save you a co-pay. I do what I do for a reason, in case you missed Monday's post on it.
You want that kind of exam, call ER's Mom.
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How does someone ask that? Hey, mind sticking that thing in my vag and taking a look around?
"Is this a speculum? Cause I'm overdue for my pap, anyway, and didn't know you do those, too."
Wow. I'm speechless at such a blatant display of stupidity. What part of NEURO reminds someone of GYNE?
HAHAHA--- you should start an "Ask Dr. Grumpy" section. I can even give you your first "Case"
Dear Dr. Grumpy.. my toe itches when I sneeze and my pet fish says god bless you.... am I crazy?
Giggle
**the above statement and question about advice is in no way intended to cause anything more than laughter upon reading**
A SHOE HORN? *cervix shrinks in agony at the thought*
Next time tell her you don't work on that end.
Here, I put up a picture of the gadget on the post to help you guys get the idea.
Looks 'bout long enough. Could probably use it for some of my more "petite" patients.
;)
If that's what you're using for an examining table, then no wonder some of your patients are strange.
Thank you, Mr. Web. I used a filing cabinet for some sense of proportion in the picture.
This post is just plain hilarious. I always get a kick out out of the craziness of it, but sometimes I can't help myself with bursting out.
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