"What percentage of your untreated epilepsy patients are untreated?"
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"What percentage of your untreated epilepsy patients are untreated?"
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I'm doing a marketing study tonight over the internet, and got this question:
"What percentage of your untreated epilepsy patients are untreated?"
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"What percentage of your untreated epilepsy patients are untreated?"
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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24 comments:
hmmmm....that's a tough one:)
Let me think about it a bit...
Goes to show you how editors important editors are.
huh?
duh! big red truck!
50/50 give or take
They just want to see if you're awake.
LD50 Rat
That's like asking me to "Find the variable for the variable and solve for x." That was a question in my textbook.
Just thinking about the stupidity of that question almost gives me a seizure.
Barb: You might want to get an editor yourself. Just saying.
That's lame.
30%
makes you really want to skew the info and put in an impossible percentage
goes to prove my theory we are dumbing down as Americans
betty
I'd love to scoff at whoever missed that but sadly that looks like some of my papers written at 0600. Nonetheless, funny!
Could you answer by asking,"How many stupid marketing people that put together this survey are stupid?"
Answer: All of them are obviously stoopider than they should be.
Did you get the answer right? They may be testing you =P
-Flavius
What were the choices?
0 - 5%
6-25%
26 - 50%
etc.....
Groan!!
And by definition of being a patient aren't they being treated?
Is this a trick question? Like, who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Hold on, I need to call my lifeline.
We might not be dumbing down but we definitely are getting lazy!!!
my golf instructor told me that 97% of all putts left short never go in. now i have 1 more thing to keep me awake worrying at night.
120% of them with a possible error of +/- 30%
I know this one! The answer is 100.4%!
uh, 100%???
Very Good, Square Peg Guy.
The answer is, It depends on what their allergies are.
LOL!!
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