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10 comments:
Was it a complementary ball-wash?
No. It was $2, going up to $2.50 if I wanted extra wax.
Yes, the wash and maybe a buff and polish.
ha! ball wash indeed! Don't they have machines for that? They used to at our local bowling alley.
You have the most interesting experiences. You really should write a movie script.
I think you could give Jack Benny, George Burns, and Bob Hope a run for their money.
Once again Dr Grumpy you made me laugh (with snorting) in a quiet public place and get irritated looks from 'serious' folks!
thanks for the giggle :)
You're just lucky I didn't have some wine in my mouth when I read that!
You know, I really HATE snorting coffee out my nose. Remind me never to read you in the morning while having breakfast.
Good, Dude, good one!
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