Basically, a lady who traded oral sex for Fritos. For the news story, Click here.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Signs of a Bad Economy
Basically, a lady who traded oral sex for Fritos. For the news story, Click here.
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One bag?
ONE?
*sigh*
It's worse out there than I thought. Wonder if it was a Big Grab?
Doris
No, it was a box. So that's...better? I guess.
Would've been funnier is she was waiting outside the Oscar Myer Discount Outlet off of Exit 249. At least have some dignity.
I don't think I can ever eat Fritos again. My scale will like that.
So you have to post this after I mentioned this weekend at a party how funny you were . . . now I'll just be looked at as creepy.
I don't think I will ever be able to eat Fritos and ONION DIP again. Ewwwwww- Waaaaaayyyyy too much information with that one!!!!! O.k. yeah I still laughed!
what people won't do for some ready cash! good lord. It really is awful that she gets jailed while the Frito-Lay guy gets off...
and she didn't even to enjoy the chips!
If she really was hungry, she should've asked for a few apples or something it would've been healthier. But if she was like Marge, that might've been an issue.
A few years ago, I was in Old Town Sacramento looking for a cab. I couldn't find one so I asked a homeless guy if he knew where to find one. He said I was in luck because Marge was working that night and if I offered her $5, she'd give me a BJ and that she was particularly good at this considering she had no teeth.
I told him something came up and called 411 on my cell phone to get the number of a local cab company.
@DrG - Is "fellated" the official medical term for receiving fellatio? =] I've always wondered!
But seriously, I guess I am going to be the dissenting voice here, but I see nothing wrong with the sex-for-[whatever] trade. Prostitution is the oldest profession, and if both participants are perfectly consenting adults, I see nothing wrong with it.
Oh well...
Editor's note- After reviewing the above article, our Science Marches on Division in Texas made the following comment:
"That would make a pretty good ad slogan, though- "So crisp and thick, you'll suck a dick" or something like that. I can even see the commercial- some schlubby Danny DeVito or Wallace Shawn type guy is slowly eating Fritos with a look of intense pleasure on his face. The camera tilts down to show that he's being fellated by a hot supermodel. "Better hurry up," he says, "or there won't be any more Fritos by the time you're done." Cut to picture of the product with announcer's voice-over- "Fritos- salty and delicious" or whatever. Cut back to picture of the supermodel scraping what looks like onion dip off her face with a Frito and putting it in her mouth with a triumphant smile."
Auffer- I think it is the correct, "formal" term, but not necessarily a medical term.
As for your other issue- the post is neither to condone nor condemn prostitution. I put it up more because of the rather unusual method of payment.
I mean, if this story involved a few bucks instead of some Fritos, it wouldn't have made the news.
At first I thought...that's just sad. Now, I think this is all just too disgusting!
Bartering is great! lol.
I didn't mean to assert that you posted this on your blog as a judgment at all. Just that it seems I'm the only person here thus far that thinks there's really nothing wron with it, so long as neither party was coerced (aside from needing sustenance or whatnot).
I wish my wife liked fritos...
he was a frito-LAY employee, after all.
not that anyone should have been charged, it is outrageous that he was not charged as well as the lady. it takes a special person to pick up a prostitute knowing that you are not going to pay her and then offer her a box of chips because you have so little disregard for her humanity...
This makes me sad to live in Oklahoma.
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