So early this morning Miss Headache calls: "I'm having a HORRIBLE migraine! My treatment isn't working anymore! I need to see Dr. Grumpy urgently!!!!!!!"
Trying to be helpful, I called her back myself (Mary wasn't in yet).
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Miss Headache. We have an opening for 9:00 this morning, can you come in then?"
Miss Headache: "9:00? No, I've got a hair and nail appointment. Do you have anything next week?"