Thursday, August 20, 2009
Patient Quote of the Day
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"My last Doctor was from India. Or maybe it was Indiana. Anyway, it was one of those foreign places."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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14 comments:
Heh...you've obviously never been to Indiana.
Indiana-crossroads of the nation (and the world...)? Enjoy the poster of smiling GI Joe.
LOL! I don't know what's funnier- your patient's comment or the GI poster...
So I dare you to put that up on your office wall, Dr G!
Heaven knows, some days I wish I could.
Where, oh, where can I get that poster? You are marvelous.
hey I am from India...or Indiana?!
It's one of those foreign places with elephants trampling around.
you are way too funny for words.
ya know, I am never surprised at the people who think Brazil is on the continent of Asia?! and most don't even know who their own state governor is!
ha! too funny!
Indiana, that's the place I call when I need tech support for my computer.
India is that place where they can't keep goats in a pen, but have nuclear bombs.
Obviously spoken by someone not well versed in national, much less world geography, huh?
I wonder if you can buy wallpaper made out of that poster...
LOL; perhaps it was really his medical transcriptionist that was from India.......
betty
You sure it wasn't Israel?
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