Friday, August 7, 2009

My 11:00

Hot pink shirt, electric green shorts, bright red shoes, orange purse, purple umbrella, who the fuck dressed this woman?

26 comments:

Miss Chevious said...

Hey, I'm offended. That's me on the weekends. :-)

Anonymous said...

Is she colorblind? If the answer is no, then it was my mother. My mother can not match or color coordinate to save her life.

Anonymous said...

Tim Gunn needs to come to the rescue! That's a fashion emergency
is ever I seen one! Do you practice in Florida?

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

I'm starting to think that your patients are aware of your blog and are now just trying to "make it". You gotta admit, it's a possibility.

John Woolman said...

Diagnosis - lithium deficiency?

Ihanaa said...

HAWT! You know you want Mrs Grumpy dressed like that while spanking you with the umbrella. All you need is the tomatoes and a Diet Coke for a fun filled Grumpy's Hot Date Night.

How old was the poor woman?


LD50 Rat

Grumpy, M.D. said...

60's.

Fordo said...

Sounds like a product of the 80's.

Mal Lingerer said...

Bozo the Clown dressed her.

Anonymous said...

DSM-IV-TR = 301.50: Histrionic Personality Disorder

Anonymous said...

Probably 3 of her 7 personalities.

Anonymous said...

She cut off the Garanimals tags...

ER's Mom said...

Maybe she's blind?

Or maybe her 2 year old grandchild picked out the outfit. I dunno.

Maha said...

As long as she didn't have the pungent stank of weeks old BO and unwashed feet, she can dress however she wants!

Nurse K said...

Bipolar Fashion Society or 1991.

Carrie said...

Maybe she's trying to get onto GoFugYourself.

The Bus Driver said...

sad thing is.. i see that type of person all the time on the bus..... i take pictures and laugh... just the other day i saw this lady.. she had on leopard print leggings, an oversized sweater and was carrying a starbucks while teetering in her high heels and her hairspray teased "do".

Then again there are some things you just cant UNSEE... like a fat guy in hawaiian print shorts, and hot pink teeshirt bending over to put his laundry in the dryer....... like ew.

Robert Downe said...

One question: was she properly covered? I mean, was it really short shorts and/or a too tight, too short shirt? Or was she just a grandma in shorts and a shirt? 'Cause to me that makes a HUGE difference.

If she was properly covered, not what I would choose to wear, but if she is happy with it, that is what matters.

If she was NOT properly covered, holy crap! That is scary, scary, scary.

Dragonfly said...

Gwen Stefani has a neurological problem?

Special Sauce said...

At first I thought "Golf" until I saw the accessories... Yikes!

kc said...

So how is Punky Brewster these days?

thegooddrlaura said...

John W and Nurse K are correct: BIPOLAR. I've found that the wild non-matching colorful clothing, esp if hair is dyed something fluorescent, is as accurate a predictor of bipolar disorder as any DSM criteria.

danielle said...

ummmmm....maybe a neurologist could run some tests and see if there has been any changes in this woman's life lately???? (just teasin')

or maybe she is trying to make a point to her husband on how HE dresses???? LOL

UrbanRxTech said...

Hey! Our pharmacy patient found her way to you? THAT'S why we haven't seen her in awhile.....

Nancy said...

Uh-oh. Bipolar? Given my family history, crappity crap, I should be checked out.

I actually like dressing in crayola colors in a similar fashion. When I was pg with the twins, a cow-orker remarked that I looked like an Easter egg.

Anonymous said...

+schizotypal

 
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