Monday, June 21, 2021

'Murica!

My reader, Mike, sent this in, and says this fine establishment recently opened up near his office.



Thank you, Mike!

13 comments:

Ms. Donna said...

"Well, what's the problem," asked Bo (Beauregard) Jeff (Jefferson) Jones, West Nothereplease, Alabama town councilman.Jones was difficult to understand as he had not put his uppers in.

"Oh S4it," said Brenda Nononsense, a Nurse Practitioner at the Nothereplease Urgent Care facility.

Anonymous said...

What's this!?!?!? No bait or fishing tackle? This store's not worth stopping at.

The Immortal Jinotega said...

"Welcome to the drive-thru. May I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a 2014 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a 2012 Griotte-Chambertin, and a half bottle of the 2017 Chateau d'Yquem. And a jeroboam of Veuve Clicquot."
"Very good. Will that be all?"
"You know what? Throw in a pack of Marlboro Lights, and three Heckler and Koch G-36s. And five cases of ammo for them."

Guy in a Rolls Royce said...

"Pardon me, but do they also carry Grey Poupon?"

Ygolonac said...

ATF always *should* have been a convenience store...

A. Marie said...

I'm reminded of another all-purpose establishment's sign I saw in one of my travels through the South: "Night Crawlers, Fireworks, and Video Games." No drive-through service, though.

Anonymous said...

Oh thank heaven for .357 Eleven.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why anyone would assume this sign was in the South, when it could easily be close to Chicago.Or LA. Or any number of places north of the Mason Dixon line. I wish there was one in my state. It's so convenient.

Packer said...

Jinotega a person of high caliber taste. Amusing comments, but I started seeing these billboards on I 95 just below DC on my drive to Gatorland for recent family vacation/reunion outside Orlando. The new Burmese Python exhibit is to die for. Grumpy could you give the gps coordinate in the future.

Anonymous said...

Finally, the ATF opens a convenience store!

Anonymous said...

But the real money comes with their markup on first aid kits.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE tell me they sell gift cards. All my Christmas shopping done in one stop! (Maybe even open 24 hours?)

Tawaki313 said...

Pure genius! My doctor friend's brother owns three party stores. Swap out ammo for Lotto, and that's him.

Friend's biggest regret is not going into the booze/lotto/smokes business. His brother makes more money and gets more vacation time. Lol

 
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