Monday, August 12, 2019

"I'll take that as a yes."

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have a headache when these other symptoms occurred?"

Ms. Patient: "Well, I believe I may have, if that was my awareness of how I felt was to have had a headache at the time than it could have been that I was possibly aware of having a headache."


12 comments:

John Woolman said...

Well, if you will have an existential philosopher as a patient...

Anonymous said...

Now I have a headache.

Andy Syms said...

I didn't know my son-in-law was one of your patients!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a high school student trying to stretch a paragraph's worth of material into a 10-page term paper.

Ms. Donna said...

Or it is someone who had something major go on in her head and is now not trusting what she sees/feels/thinks.

Packer said...

Which Democratic Presidential candidate are you treating or is it merely a Senator

gloriap said...

But did it HURT? Are you sure?

stacey said...

Wernicke's aphasia?

Anonymous said...

"Not tonight, dear..."

Anonymous said...

Ummm, so was that a yes or a no regarding the headache?

Shash said...

When you have a headache, it's even hard to think about having a headache. It hurts. So that's why I can't remember. Okay?

Brian said...

Testifying before a Senate committee?

 
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