Monday, August 26, 2019

Free samples

Mr. Dixie: "Hey, doc, do you need to check levels on my seizure medication today?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't."

Mr. Dixie: "You sure? Like, need a urine sample?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, and it would be blood, anyway."

Mr. Dixie: "Oh... Well, I thought you might, so I left a cup full of piss out in your lobby bathroom, just in case. It has my name on it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, we don't have sample cups out in the lobby bathroom?"

Mr. Dixie: "I know. I took it off your water cooler."




10 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

"Oh, and the stool sample is in the mail."

OMDG said...

This makes me smile.

Fleance Porschley Neckradish said...

"Oh, and while I was waiting in the lobby, I left you a semen sample."

Mountain Woman said...

Over eagerness to provide a sample of anything concerns me.

William said...

I can see why you are Dr Grumpy!

Packer said...

Next patient:

Props Doc on the complimentary apple juice in the waiting room .

Anonymous said...

Packer: That is bad.lololo!!
Heltau

Anonymous said...

"I hope it didn't spill. It's really hard to get those little paper cones to balance."

Anonymous said...

Bwaa-ha-ha. That post just made my day. Thank you Doc G.

William said...

I think someone told me at my VA clinic that some idiot peed in a paper bag and tried to leave it.

The bar keeps getting lower it seems.

 
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