Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't."
Mr. Dixie: "You sure? Like, need a urine sample?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, and it would be blood, anyway."
Mr. Dixie: "Oh... Well, I thought you might, so I left a cup full of piss out in your lobby bathroom, just in case. It has my name on it."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, we don't have sample cups out in the lobby bathroom?"
Mr. Dixie: "I know. I took it off your water cooler."
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"Oh, and the stool sample is in the mail."
This makes me smile.
"Oh, and while I was waiting in the lobby, I left you a semen sample."
Over eagerness to provide a sample of anything concerns me.
I can see why you are Dr Grumpy!
Next patient:
Props Doc on the complimentary apple juice in the waiting room .
Packer: That is bad.lololo!!
Heltau
"I hope it didn't spill. It's really hard to get those little paper cones to balance."
Bwaa-ha-ha. That post just made my day. Thank you Doc G.
I think someone told me at my VA clinic that some idiot peed in a paper bag and tried to leave it.
The bar keeps getting lower it seems.
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