Monday, January 29, 2018

Seen in the chart

Apparently there's a new type of cancer out there:


"Pink, some brown, reddish, too."



Oddly specific time frames:


"It's been such a long time, I think I should be going."



And, from the "you never know who you'll run into" files:



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Based on the second item, I'm pretty sure I had the patient as my waiter recently.

Andrew Lloyd Webber said...

What a great idea for a crossover musical- "Jesus and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcancer!" Maybe that'll make people finally forget about "Starlight Express!"

Anonymous said...

According to Pantone, this year's cancer color is Ultra Violet 18-3838.

Anonymous said...

The name of one my my favorite waiters at one of my favorite restaurants is Jesus. I always tell people I'm hanging out with Jesus when I have dinner there.

Packer said...

Pantone, color book, now there is an obscure reference. Anon 536 might we know who thou art ?

I only know of it from a former life as printer's apprentice, how so you ?

Anonymous said...

That Jesus guy is really busy! We have 3 in our neighborhood alone. Really nice men who actually try to live up to their namesake.

Officer Cynical said...

Well, 254 hours IS more concise than 10.58333333333333333333333333333333 days.

ndenunz said...

It's comforting to know that even the Lord Almighty has to make a request for medical records. Do you think they require him to submit a proper HIPAA form?

By the way, do you know God's fax number?

Etcum Speeri 220.

Anonymous said...

Pantone color books and color numbers are widely used in marketing, manufacturing, and a range of technical fields. Not limited to use in printing, though standard there. Any commercial color has a Pantone spec behind it (there may be exceptions, but they will be rare or from a tiny supplier). For example, even football jerseys have a Pantone spec. Anyone in a business that makes/sells/advertises anything with color will have had some exposure to Pantone. Amazon sells the color books and related items. (not Anon536, just a marketing guy)

Anonymous said...

Coincidentally, the patient was just subpoenaed 10 days ago.

Anonymous said...

I think I preferred the old Crayola colors.

Anonymous said...

My lord, I love your commenters.

 
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