Friday, November 18, 2011

Nuts and bolts

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Lost: "Hi, I can't find your office."

Mary: "Okay, where are you?"

Mr. Lost: "I'm at the hardware store, like you said."

Mary: "I said we were across from the hospital."

Mr. Lost: "Oh. Well, I'm at the hardware store, in paints."

Mary: "Well, your appointment is NOW. Can you come over here?"

Mr. Lost: "It would be a lot easier to find if you guys were in the hardware store. I think more people come here than the hospital."


Anonymous said...

did he finally show up?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah. He bought some varnish, a 2x4, and a hot dog.

Packer said...

What no bag of hammers ?

Anonymous said...

sounds like Mary did a good job giving him the directions to your office from the hardware store :)

C said...

great...just put the neurologists in Wal Mart by the fast food place....endless diet coke, sir.

a.generic doc said...

Perhaps there should be a combined Home Center / Medical Center. Neurology could be located by the electrical department. Urology near plumbing. Psychiatry near the nuts.

Vicki said...

What were you thinking, putting your office in the hospital? How inconsiderate of you!

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