Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"
Mr. Behind: "Something like that."
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"
Mr. Behind: "Something like that."
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Mr. Behind: "At the hospital they told me I had a hemorrhoidic stroke."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"
Mr. Behind: "Something like that."
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Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"
Mr. Behind: "Something like that."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
at least he was trying
Hope he doesn't have a hemorrhoidic hemorrhage in your office!
The mental images from that one are staggering O_o
I am assuming that this was a left sided stroke....
Perhaps this person also has a rectocranial inversion?
hermaphrodagic stroke?
I think a hemorrhoidic stroke is the result of attempting to rapidly remove one's head from one's ass. Perhaps this person works in customer service in some capacity?
Wonder if this poor slob knows he's now the butt of all these jokes?
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