Like when lab calls up critical platelet results, then tells me we're out of platelets. Great, thanks for calling up those criticals so I can hurry up and do nothing about them.
Aww man. I stumbled across this blog accidentally while searching random funny medical stories. While I am not Ms. Phoneysmile, I am a Rikki. For some reason that perhaps a psychiatrist might explain, I presume that being a Rikki gives me the right to beat the sense into those with the moniker who don't have any. You know, like a special super secret club initiation. If the next time she comes to see you it's as a patient, it wasn't me. >.> ~R
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15 comments:
well, that explains why they are your "least favorite" then...
*nods*...yup.
~hl~
She did that to taunt you. Jerk!
Did she say it in a phoney high-pitched voice all excited like a stereotypical blonde?
That's how I envision it.
StudentDoc- you better believe she did. Hyper, too. I think her TSH is in the negative numbers.
She sounds like she needs a sedative.
Old MD Girl- she needs a Conrad Murray Propofol drip.
She's getting you back for the tomato incident!
Propofol drip...lmfao...I definitely could've used that on several of the drug reps I've encountered over the years.... *priceless*
See, Dr. Grumpy, there IS a God. You wished for stupidity and POOF! Rikki appeared.
yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!
Fukitol?
Where can I get some of that?
My prescription to Givadam ran out.
Like when lab calls up critical platelet results, then tells me we're out of platelets. Great, thanks for calling up those criticals so I can hurry up and do nothing about them.
Did she even OFFER to bring you back some of the new, extended released FUKITOL-2L?
Pattie, RN
Psych!!!!
Aww man. I stumbled across this blog accidentally while searching random funny medical stories. While I am not Ms. Phoneysmile, I am a Rikki. For some reason that perhaps a psychiatrist might explain, I presume that being a Rikki gives me the right to beat the sense into those with the moniker who don't have any. You know, like a special super secret club initiation. If the next time she comes to see you it's as a patient, it wasn't me. >.>
~R
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