Mr. Carpal: "Yeah, whatever. I know your game."
Dr. Grumpy: "Excuse me?"
Mr. Carpal: "You and he are in on this, right?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, I mean, I've never met him, I just saw his name on the order you brought in as the guy who ordered the test."
Mr. Carpal: "We all know I don't need this test."
Dr. Grump: "Well, the reason for doing it is..."
Mr. Carpal: "Don't give me that. This is all part of you guys' get-rich-scam. You're bilking me and my insurance."
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, you don't have to have the test if you don't want to. Certainly, you're free to leave now, and there won't be any charge to anyone."
Mr. Carpal "Yeah, but I need the hand surgery. And Dr. Hand won't do it without this test. So I have to play along with your cozy racket here."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sorry you feel that way, but it really is..."
Mr. Carpal: "Look, I'm here. Just get the greedy game over with."