Mr. Card: "Here you go..."
Mary: "Um... This is Sick National Insurance. We're not contracted with them. I told you that when you called, and you told me you were covered by Major Illness."
Mr. Card: "Yeah, I know."
Mary: "So are you going to pay cash for today's visit? We don't take this plan."
Mr. Card: "No, I figured once I was in your office you guys were obligated to see me for free."