Mr. Lingo: "I didn't have a seizure! You don't understand!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, they aren't that uncommon. Every year..."
Mr. Lingo: " I can't have had a seizure! Don't you see? It would really affect my brand."
Monday, July 20, 2015
Modern life
Mr. Lingo: "I didn't have a seizure! You don't understand!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, they aren't that uncommon. Every year..."
Mr. Lingo: " I can't have had a seizure! Don't you see? It would really affect my brand."
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Shakes head in amazement; walks away muttering under her breath...
"I'm going on Dr. Oz's show next week to promote my homeopathic seizure prevention pills, and I was really hoping to parlay this into a licensing agreement and a book deal before my next alimony payment is due."
Well, what did he have, then? A fit?
Temporary interference with motor control function. What is the problem ?
"I brand livestock for a living. If this were to happen while I'm on the job, it would really affect the brand."
You could tell him that he could use synonyms such as:
convulsion, fit, spasm, paroxysm; ictus;
(dated) apoplexy
Maybe those would sound better for his "brand"
Though they probably wouldn't make a difference for the report to the motor vehicles department.
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