Ms. Ichabod: "That's what all the neck surgeons say, too! But I know something is wrong!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, but..."
Ms. Ichabod: "This is why Dr. Sousaphone said he was referring me to you! He said you specialized in cases like mine."
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, I'm not sure there are any further studies to be done because..."
Ms. Ichabod: "You realize my head could completely fall off my shoulders and I could die at any time due to the uncaring attitude of doctors like you, DON'T YOU?!!!"
After 20 years, I still don't know how I manage to keep a straight face at these times.