Mr. Patterson: "That's what they told me. They had to open my head up 3 times in the first 2 days to get the brain bleeding to stop."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah... I'm looking at the CT scans here... How did this happen?"
Mr. Patterson: "I was on vacation, and my wake-up call was for 3:30 a.m. I don't normally get up that early, and when the phone rang it really startled me. I jumped up in bed, and knocked this heavy painting off the wall and it cracked me on the head. Then, when I was trying to get the phone to stop ringing, I fell out of bed and hit my head really hard on the night stand. When I tried to get off the floor I knocked that over, and this metal lamp landed on my head."
Dr. Grumpy: "Wow. Why were you getting up so early on vacation, anyway?"
Mr. Patterson: "I had to meet my group at 4:15. I'd signed up for a tour to search for Bigfoot."