Dr. ER: "Uh, what exactly were you doing with the fork?"
Friday, March 6, 2015
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Dr. ER: "Uh, what exactly were you doing with the fork?"
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Ms. Viridae: "I want to get checked out, you know, down there, because my roommate has herpes, type 2, and I'm afraid I caught it from her. We were sharing the same fork."
Dr. ER: "Uh, what exactly were you doing with the fork?"
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7 comments:
Uh, forking
Herpes type 2? You get that from eating too much sugar, right?
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Well, how else is someone supposed to dine at the Y without a fork?
Eating...?
Well, you know that expression, "stick a fork in it..."
"What else could we do? All the other forks were milchig."
A tuning fork?
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