Friday, March 6, 2015

Overheard in ER

Ms. Viridae: "I want to get checked out, you know, down there, because my roommate has herpes, type 2, and I'm afraid I caught it from her. We were sharing the same fork."

Dr. ER: "Uh, what exactly were you doing with the fork?"

7 comments:

Packer said...

Uh, forking

Moose said...

Herpes type 2? You get that from eating too much sugar, right?

[/sarcasm]

Anonymous said...

Well, how else is someone supposed to dine at the Y without a fork?

Anonymous said...

Eating...?

Anonymous said...

Well, you know that expression, "stick a fork in it..."

Anonymous said...

"What else could we do? All the other forks were milchig."

Anonymous said...

A tuning fork?

 
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