Monday, March 16, 2015


Dr. Grumpy: "So, what are you guys up to next?"

Mrs. Discount: "My daughter and I are going to run a few errands, then stop at Schit Haüs for lunch."

Dr. Grumpy: "Didn't you guys go there after your last visit?"

Mrs. Discount: "Yeah, we have lunch there a few times a month."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's funny, my wife and I tried it once, and didn't like it at all."

Mrs. Discount: "Honestly, I don't think it's very good, either, and my daughter can't stand it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Then why do you guys keep going there?"

Mrs. Discount: "She buys their Groupons. She says it's a good deal."


Ivan Ilyich said...

Reminds me of the old Woody Allen line:

"The food here is terrible -- and the portions are so small!

Jono said...

But it's such a good deal!

a.generic doc said...

You better not ask why she keeps coming back to see you.

Anonymous said...

She has stock in Tums.

Anonymous said...

So, let me get this straight: 'bad' is the new 'good?'

Hattie said...

Beats buying food and cooking a meal, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I said cool is a rule, but... sometimes, bad is bad.

Holly said...

Sounds legit!

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