Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Making a point

Dr. Grumpy: "What's the pain like?"

Mrs. Bun: "It's stabbing, aching, burning, stabbing, throbbing, stabbing, itching, dull, stabbing, sore, stabbing, sharp... Did I mention stabbing?"


"Spam, spam, baked beans, spam, eggs, spam..."

8 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

She must've gone to the same place I did for an EMG.

Nurse Lilly said...

Green Midget Neurology in Bromley?

Anonymous said...

Dr. Grumpy: Yes Mrs. Bun, but was your pain STABBING?

Packer said...

Take two Oxys every day and call me in 90 days.

pretzel said...

Well at least she told you her pain quality so that you can both make a more accurate diagnosis AND meet joint commission requirements.

Some otherwise intelligent folks won't deviate from iterations of "it just really really hurts everywhere [motions to entire upper quarter of body including neck, trunk, and whole upper limb], can't you see? I can't explain it. Now fix it."

Li'l Azathoth said...

"I've been really obsessed with stabbing lately. Stabbing. It's all I can think about day and night. Stabbing. Stabbing. Stabbing. Ahh, you wouldn't by any chance happen to have a scalpel handy, would you?"

Steeny Lou said...

Spammity Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! LOL! Good one, Doc!

Anonymous said...

Don't miss her new book, "Fifty Shades of Red."

 
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