Last night I got called down to ER to admit a guy for syncope.
Dr. Coogie: "What happened?"
Mr. DUI: "Well I was drinking beer at Boobpile and I passed out."
Dr. Coogie: "How long were you out?"
Mr. DUI: "Not sure. I woke up on the floor with everyone around me, but then realized I still had more beer to finish, so I had some more beer and decided I should get checked out."
Dr. Coogie: "Okay, and then you had someone bring you here?"
Mr. DUI: "No, I had spilled beer on my clothes so I drove home to change, then drove to the ER, and here we are."