Friday, April 12, 2013

WHY? WHY? WHY?

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you right or left handed?"

Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

A multitasker!

Anonymous said...

Well that's good to know, don't let him touch you or anything in you office with his right hand.

Solitary Diner said...

Best post ever.

Carol Sly said...

The guys I used to work with (sailors) used to make a very dirty crack about using the other hand...I won't go into that. Is he a sailor? /I crack myself up.

Pandora said...

Baaahahahaha! I thought St. Louis was the only place that attracted this type! The chronic over-sharer

Anonymous said...

...but can he do both at the same time???

Nurse Lilly said...

"You should see what I can do with my feet."

Officer Cynical said...

What about batting and throwing?

obx said...

pertinent info, I think

Packer said...

After I cleaned up the coffee that shot out of my nose, I realized that he never answered the question.

Jono said...

It is so awesome to be ambidextrous!

Mari said...

Lol.

bunkywise said...

I just verified with my husband...he is the same. And he wants to know if this means anything significant, from a neurological standpoint.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"It's all about whether I'm going for precision or power."

Anonymous said...

"Otherwise, the lube makes the pen slip out of my hands."

bobbie said...

How on EARTH did you manage to keep a straight face?!?! (Assuming you did)

Mama D said...

Just when you thought you'd heard it all!

Anonymous said...

Same here

DM said...

This way I can work the remote at the same time.

Anonymous said...

"I like to look at my left hand while I'm doing it."

Anonymous said...

"That's why I got such a low score on the SAT."

Anonymous said...

You treat GI Joe?

Anonymous said...

Not only way TMI, but ew and ick as well. Thanks for sharing sir.

Patti Cadwallader said...

And his answer? Sheesh! Talk about beatin' around the bush!

David Melech Yisrael said...

If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning. No, on second thought, make it the left.

lilacs1130 said...

Seriously? It's hard to believe you don't make this shit up. But, hubby is a pharmacist and I know people really do share EVERYTHING!

RehabRN said...

This is where I sometimes thank the Almighty that the patient was loathe to shake my hand. I always wash afterwards, anyway and this is another good reason why!

arzt4empfaenger said...

Haha, great post! Who says things like that?!

(I'm actually quite sure it's not easy to do with the non-dominant hand. Being ambidextrous seems to have advantages...)

Ms. Donna said...

Hmmmmm ... neurological implications?

Silliyak said...

I'm glad we got THAT straightened out.

 
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