Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."
Friday, April 12, 2013
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Are you right or left handed?"
Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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30 comments:
A multitasker!
Well that's good to know, don't let him touch you or anything in you office with his right hand.
Best post ever.
The guys I used to work with (sailors) used to make a very dirty crack about using the other hand...I won't go into that. Is he a sailor? /I crack myself up.
Baaahahahaha! I thought St. Louis was the only place that attracted this type! The chronic over-sharer
...but can he do both at the same time???
"You should see what I can do with my feet."
What about batting and throwing?
pertinent info, I think
After I cleaned up the coffee that shot out of my nose, I realized that he never answered the question.
It is so awesome to be ambidextrous!
Lol.
I just verified with my husband...he is the same. And he wants to know if this means anything significant, from a neurological standpoint.
"It's all about whether I'm going for precision or power."
"Otherwise, the lube makes the pen slip out of my hands."
How on EARTH did you manage to keep a straight face?!?! (Assuming you did)
Just when you thought you'd heard it all!
Same here
This way I can work the remote at the same time.
"I like to look at my left hand while I'm doing it."
"That's why I got such a low score on the SAT."
You treat GI Joe?
Not only way TMI, but ew and ick as well. Thanks for sharing sir.
And his answer? Sheesh! Talk about beatin' around the bush!
If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning. No, on second thought, make it the left.
Seriously? It's hard to believe you don't make this shit up. But, hubby is a pharmacist and I know people really do share EVERYTHING!
This is where I sometimes thank the Almighty that the patient was loathe to shake my hand. I always wash afterwards, anyway and this is another good reason why!
Haha, great post! Who says things like that?!
(I'm actually quite sure it's not easy to do with the non-dominant hand. Being ambidextrous seems to have advantages...)
Hmmmmm ... neurological implications?
I'm glad we got THAT straightened out.
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