Mrs. Coordinate: "I'm calling to update my address, you have the wrong one."
Mary: "Okay, let me look this up... I show you as living at 42 N. Fred Gwynne Drive."
Mrs. Coordinate: "Yes, that's correct."
Mary: "All right, so it looks like we do have the right one."
Mrs. Coordinate: "NO, you DO NOT have the right one. Otherwise I wouldn't have gotten this bill with the wrong address on it!"
Mary: "But how did you get the bill if it had the wrong address on it?"
(pause)
Mrs. Coordinate: "I guess you do have the right address. Never mind."
(click)
6 comments:
And then Mary had A Chocolate Moose for Dinner.
She has a better mailman than I do. My mailman gives me lots of different people's bills. I just don't pay them.
Is 42 N. Fred Gwynne Drive anywhere near 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
Hey, I live on Mockingbird Lane!
It could be an old address and the mailman forwarded it.
I know! Her other personality ran up the bill, right?
Aw, you gotta love the cognitively challenged (at least when they are pleasantly confused).
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