Mr. Needsglasses: "Wow. That long? I can't believe it."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, it looks like you were last here in 2003."
Mr. Needsglasses: "Had no idea. 10 years. Boy, doc, you haven't aged well. You look awful."
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9 comments:
He obviously has a severe neurological disorder that causes him to blurt out inappropriate and erroneous comments. No, wait...my dad did that, too, in the name of "honesty".
Not to be rude, but I thought the same thing about my daughters gastro. We see him about 1ce a yr, and wow, he went really grey over the past yr.. Must be stress lol
So you're not changing your name to Dr. Needsbotox?
"Looking at your chart, it says you were an asshole 10 years ago, so what has changed that brings you in?"
You look awful? As opposed to Needsglasses who clearly has a picture in his attic?
Yeah, but your brain is healthy and his isn't!
You (as opposed to him) have adequate vision skills, whereas he who needs spectacles, seems to be the one who 'looks' not so well with his uncorrected and limited sight?
So, does his chart show exactly what it was you said to him as he departed 10 years ago? May be a clue there...
Dayum. Want some lotion for that burn?
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