Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Today's contest

A marketing rep dropped off a booklet today, featuring better living through a company's various gadgets. Normally it wouldn't get my attention, but with this picture it was hard not to stare.




So, let's all try to think of some creative captions. Here's a few to get started:

"Yes, nothing makes you smile like matching his & hers pelvic floor stimulators."

"Crank it up and we'll REALLY start swinging."

"These go to eleven."

26 comments:

skidmark said...

You can get that cheaper at that little place with the really inexpensive films. You know, where all the creepy guys hang out.

Or so I'm told. I have no personal knowlege.

stay safe.

Ivan said...

"More ways for parents to embarrass their grown children!"

(Love your site!)
--Ivan (longtime reader, first comment, I think--not taking my meds)

Li'l Azathoth said...

"If you have trouble figuring out how to operate it, just ask your grandkids! After all, they're good with all this newfangled technology."

Officer Cynical said...

Full Disclosure: These people aren't smiling - they're grimacing.

Silliyak said...

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor would say "MORE POWER!"

Moose said...

I think I saw that in a dirty movie once.

Maybe twice.

Ygolonac said...

It's the Pelvic Floor Stimulator, that really drives you in-sa-aa-ane!

LET'S DO THE INCONTINENCE AGAIN!

(cue Columbia's solo)

Anonymous said...

I looks like a Norman Rockwell moment.

Packer said...

Wrong ad, wrong ad you two are supposed to be over shooting the Cialis commercial.

I did not know such a device existed, should I feel dumb or lucky?

bunkywise said...

Extremely disturbing ad and product. However, I am gratified to see you use "these things go to eleven" comment because I was recently playing some party game and people were supposed to guess "This is Spinal Tap" and I used the "go to eleven" bit and NO ONE GOT IT. I think I need to buy copies of the movie and distribute it.

Chris said...

And Apple scores again with the new iPeed.

gloria p said...

It certainly looks as though their devices are in sync.

Ms. Donna said...

Have you seen the back of the AARP magazine?

No you all are too young and beautiful.

While that device is not in there, there are plenty of other little "helpers."

I used to work at a large retirement "village" in central Florida, and the running joke is that the place had one of the highest rates of STDs in the state. Figure that Nana and Grandad are recently widowed, no fear of pregnancy (we hope)and no nosy neighbors or kids to see what is going on.

It was like spring break 24-7!

Unknown said...

That antepartum tone will make those years all the more golden!

Anonymous said...

"Now it's ALWAYS bingo time..."

Anonymous said...

"This way we both can enjoy it."

Anonymous said...

Your prostate exams will never be the same.

Anonymous said...

Golden years without golden showers.

clairesmum said...

Why would a neurologist, or yak herder, be implanting one of these? Urologist, maybe. Was the sales rep lost, or did Dr Pissy specifically send the rep to you?
Tho if you have good insurance you can get one of these involved even if you lack the cognitive ability to monitor your voiding patterns and teach yourself to follow the rather complex instructions that accompany this type of device, in order to achieve urinary control. I suspect there are some folks who truly would benefit from this device, but the marketing is out of control!

Anonymous said...

Because sometimes you run out of Viagra.

Bobbi said...

Chris won the thread w/ Apple's new iPeed. :-)

Shrtstormtrooper said...

Why wouldn't they just make ten a little bit more stimulating, and make ten be the top number?

bobbie said...

I agree with Bobbi!!

Anonymous said...

Any of you scroll down the page only to see the "relevant ad placement" that's everywhere on the net...this time for buying "electric stimulators".

skidmark said...

I knew there was a product endorsement I had seen.

http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2013/03/hospital-rounds-thursday-night-710-pm.html

stay safe.

Aesop said...

Tonight on "Hidden History":
Norman Rockwell - The Porn Years

 
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