So one night, when I was on call, I was woken at around 2:00 a.m. by a page from the ICU.
Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page."
Dr. Violet: "Hi, Ibee. I need an order for Tylenol on Mr. Stroke. He spiked a fever."
Dr. Grumpy: "Peggy, is this you? What's going on?"
Dr. Violet: "He has a fever. The resident taking care of him didn't write a Tylenol order before they left."
Dr. Grumpy: "His resident is... HEY! He's your patient! You signed him out to me before you left."
Dr. Violet: "Uh... yeah."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why are you calling me, anyway? Why don't you order it?"
Dr. Violet: "I'm his nurse tonight, not his doctor. I have to page the resident on call, which is you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Am I on Candid Camera?"