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Dr. Grumpy's annual holiday gift guide!
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I'm going to start things off this year with a gift that solves a common argument in modern households:
Him: "We need a new alarm clock."
Her: "I need a new vibrator."
Well, now you can have BOTH! The Little Rooster is an alarm clock AND a vibrator!
Yes, ladies, with this remarkable product you just set the time you want to wake up, put it in your panties, and go to bed (I suppose guys can use it, too, but the sensation isn't the same).
It has 2 motors with 30 different power levels (of which 27 are "silent"- though I don't know if that applies to the gadget, its user, or both) and features a "snorgasm" switch (I SWEAR!) for when you want to go back to sleep.
If you wake up at night wondering what time it is, no need to look at the nightstand: Now you can simply check your crotch!
The site notes it can also be used as a regular alarm clock "for when you simply have to wake up feeling grumpy." I'll let Mrs. Grumpy know.
It's available for $99 in both pink and white, has a "travel lock," and comes with a USB charging cable.
The website says "There is nothing else on Earth like Little Rooster." I'd have to agree with them.
17 comments:
OMG on both devices.
Yes, with the clock ticking down toward one of the most important birthdays in human history....me born 11/30/1950
Dr. Grumpy should I take social security at age 62 ? Hey is is just as legitimate as the other stuff your patients dump on you.
This is one heck of a "secret santa" idea for my coworker who chronically sleeps through her alarm...
"Honey, are you going to keep pressing the snooze button all day?"
Why have a little rooster when you can have a big c...
Obamacare or the Obamarator - either way you get screwed!
Battery powered vibrators are useless. Not enough juice unless it plugs into the wall. Just sayin'.
Agree with Sir Isaac (tho my more religious friends will take issue) but we don’t really know when the Person in question was born.
So I will celebrate IsaaChrismaskumah!
The important thing is to wish each other well. (Gawd, that sounds like an offend-no-one-Hallmark-card!)
Turning to the gift in question. Stroke has left that useless for the intention Grumpy has proposed. But interesting concept. Go for it, those of you who might er, benefit.
BTW, Grumpy, that two-step "prove you are not a robot" thing is back. Annoying to have to discern the blurry house numbers and the "Captcha" (another word for "gotcha") nonsense word.
Cock-a-doodle-oooooooooooo.....
Never! I'd probably end of divorced after thirty years together 'cuz what would I need my husband for?
It's his job to set the alarm every night ;D
First thing in the morning, I want coffee. Does it do that too?
Does it come in dark brown?
My husband bought me one of these for my birthday. It felt a little strange at first to wake up to, but now I wake up with a smile most days. And at the weekends, quite often, so does my husband :)
Why not re-engineer it and equip it to hold disposable blades so you can shave with it too or course you might want to toss the blade if you are using it for other purposes.
I think I want one. Unfortunately I never sleep well but doesn't mean I can't wake up well, right?
And I mean the alarm vibe. I've already been F*ed enough by the government lately. ;)
Read the design page on their website. Wide head so it stays stable against your public (sic) bone.
If you ever see one in real life...DONT TOUCH IT!
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