Monday, April 16, 2012

Smooth jazz

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your jazz band doing?"

Mr. Armstrong: "So-so. Our last gig was at a dump."

Dr. Grumpy: "Sorry. One of the cheap college bars?"

Mr. Armstrong: "No, the dedication for the new city landfill."


Packer said...

That stinks, but It is all up from there.

thethingspatientssay said...

The best part about being at the rock bottom is there is nowhere to go but up.

Whelk Lad! said...

Every performer's dream- an unending supply of rotten fruits and vegetables.

Anonymous said...

as a gigging musician, this totally made me LOL!!!!

Almost as bad, is trying to compete with guests at a wedding that are getting all liquored-up. I am usually amped, but sometimes it is just a lost cause.

They used to call them "sanitary landfills." I have no idea though, as there is nothing sanitary about them.

Todd said...

ba dum tss!

made me smile

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