First, this screenshot shows the dangers of having your site truncated by browser software:
Next we have this snack bar:
I think I'll just have the plain cheese pizza, hold the toppings.
And here's a fine example of (probably artisanal) coffee:
It might be really good, but if I were at a coffee place and a guy said to me "Hey! Would you like to taste mysore nuggets?" I'd probably run. Fast.
Next is a beer that believes in truth in advertising:
Here's an ad for a resort's play facility:
They apparently have a higher opinion of 6-week-old human motor skills than I do.
This is from an interview with a Best Buy executive, describing company plans. I don't understand this, which is why I guess I'm not an MBA. In fact, it sounds like a story from the Onion.
To show yet another irritating overuse of the word "artisan" we have this mass-produced vinyl barbecue cover:
And finally, since it is April 1, here's one of my favorite pranks ever: