A. Some flick about a romance between a doctor and football player.
B. Boy, Dell is really going avant-garde in their new commercials.
C. She makes porn movies of herself & drunk quarterbacks on her laptop, and sells them online.
D. Um... L'Oréal ad? She really needs something for better hair control. Or is she a medusa?
E. Is a computer-guided system to help the center guy at the bottom scrape dog shit off his shoe.
F. Why is her white coat billowing up like that? Is it starched? Is she gassy? Hey, does she even have pants on?
G. An ad for an ultrasound needle-guidance system.