Monday, April 16, 2012
Patient quote of the day
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"I hope you realize that your capabilities as a physician thus far appear to be entirely suboptimal."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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16 comments:
"Are they, or are all of your problems supratentorial?"
Is this person related to the hospitalist you mentioned earlier reporting the abnormal neural discharges?
"So far I don't think much of you as a patient, so we're even."
So the patient feels you're qualified to work on a U-Boat.
Yes indeed, Mr. Data
I let patients go for this with a note detailing how it is important in the doctor patient relationship to have respect, and if there is a lack it is time to move on. Sort of a dear John because you never loved me anyway.
Kind of the equivalent of a non-engagement letter for a lawyer. Read: I wouldn't get myself mixed up in your crazy shit for any amount of money.
Yea. I'm rude and it's your fault!
Express delivery to ER? Diagnosis: needs a colonoscopy using a telescope followed by a complete lobotomy?
LMAO - and what was going on at the time to receive such a reaction from this patient? I'm sorry but it did make me chuckle so thanks for the smile this morning :)
well, that sounds like an Axis II diagnosis to me! refer to psychiatry ASAP, and put this fellow on your 'do not accept referrals" list.
Realized and duly noted. I hope your are writing this stuff down somewhere, it will make a great medical comedy thing someday.
Uh, what, oh crap---nevermind.
What precipitated this?!?
Hasta la Vista Baby.
I think she must be an English teacher or else Sheldons long lost sister fromBig Bang theory
Sounds like a mathematician.
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