Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Marriage: The good, the bad, and the artistic

A while back I wrote about the strange things that show up on my patient info forms about marital status.

We've recently had a few more, which I thought I'd share with you.

First we have the cutesy "smiley face"





Of course, you don't have to be married to have the happy face.





I can only assume that in both of the above cases the spouse/boyfriend doesn't have a nose.


This one is devoted to whatever he is, whether it's single, married, or other.





On the opposite side, we have this guy





And, finally, this lady.





13 comments:

heterodyne said...

perchance "retired" read "merital status" ;)))

kathy b said...

Okay that made my day
you've done it again

Just My Type Transcription said...

There are too funny! You never disappoint. Thanks for sharing!

Packer said...

Nice, I got my smiley face on now.
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Anonymous said...

Ah,yes, somedays I would like to retire from my marriage.

Sunny said...

Ha! Just the laugh I needed this morning, thank you.

23 Skidoo said...

When I fill out a form that allows a free text answer instead of check boxes for "Race", I always put,
Triathlon, or Ironman, since that IS, my race... ;)
Sometimes the clerical staff doesn't understand....

Anonymous said...

The nose just gets in the way.

bobbie said...

LOL! Under 'race', I always put 'human'...

Mockingbird said...

polyamorous/multi specie

Nurse and Hospital Stories said...

haha. Good thing no one fill up on that blank "invisible". :)

Cheers,
Peny@Registered Nurses’ Alternative Work Settings

Anonymous said...

Heh. I have a friend who when given male/female boxes to tick draws in and ticks a box for 'Other'.

How about 'existing in a quantum state of being both married and unmarried'.

23 Skidoo said...

Like being a photon particle and wave phenom at the same time?

 
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